5.10 - White Lies
As though Lance hasn't frustrated you enough yet, then there is this
mission. Lance and Louise have been getting coked up together, behind your
back. You get mad and yell at all of them. Lance gets mad, because he's
coked up and getting yelled at makes him mad, so it's high time he goes out
and does something incredibly stupid since he is in the mindset. Lance will
run out and jump in the helo outside and start to fly away. You are left on
the ground with a hovercraft to chase after him, because Lance is taking all
of your product and tossing it out of the helo. The hovercraft will take
you on both water and land, which you need because Lance is dropping the
stuff in both places. The packages appear with green arrows over them and
you need to drive through them to pick them up, however . . . . there is a
minor problem here and a major one. The minor problem is that the packages
don't stay there for long and you need to reach them before they disappear
or you won't have picked up enough to fill the meter on the screen and fail
the mission, so you need to stay as close to Lance as possible. The major
problem is that steering this damndable vehicle with any accuracy at all is
about like trying to dam the Mississippi river with a popsicle stick . . .in
either case, you're just going to end up wet and looking stupid. When you
have managed on your 27th attempt of the mission, to get enough packages
picked up to fill the meter, you can be satisfied that the mission is done.
You will have unlocked one of these lovely vehicles for purchase at the pier
behind the Clymenus Suite, which you will go buy immediately because you
enjoyed driving it so much. Believe it or not, this is NOT the most
frustrated with Lance you will be before the end of the game. Play on.
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